2.7 Million Blocks of Beef Biomass Hijacked In Largest Ever “Cattle Rustle”

The Cool Runnings, a reefer ship operated by Cameron Foods, was hijacked by pirates earlier this week while transiting the New Canaan Corridor. Its 34-person crew escaped aboard lifeboats. The vessel is now believed to be headed for a pirate haven in the Ular Ketawa.

Reactions across local networks were focused on the ship’s cargo, millions of blocks of raw beef biomass, with many calling it the largest “cattle rustle” in history.